WORDS OF WISDOM
'Talk' is cheap a 'Thank you' is
priceless, 'I love you' is heavenly
Your
'ATTITUDE' toward others is far more important than your
'IMAGE'
If you can't
say something good about a person than say nothing.
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WORDS OF WISDOM
Form the website team
1. NEW February 2012
Why education? Show this to your young friends and family.
Education means $$$ and having a
secure job.
Chart of the
non-retired jobless by education
2. NEW February 2012
three SIMPLE TRUTHS IN YOUR LIFE
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If you do not go after what you want you will l never
get it |
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If you do not ask the answer will always be
NO! |
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If
you do not step forward you will always be in the same
place |
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friend Kathy Boyd
3. NEW February 2012
A
carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...
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A young woman
went to her mother and told her about her life
and how things were so hard for her. She did not
know how she was going to make it and wanted to
give up She was tired of fighting and
struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved,
a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots
with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to
boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed
eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let
them sit and boil; without saying A word.
In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished
the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs
out and placed them in a bowl.
Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning
to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see."
"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she
replied.
Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots.
She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the
daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the
shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg.
Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The
daughter smiled, as she tasted its rich aroma the daughter then
asked, "What does it mean, mother?"
Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the
same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The
carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after
being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became
weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had
protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the
boiling water, its insides became hardened. The ground coffee
beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling
water, they had changed the water to delicious coffee.
"Which are you?" she asked her daughter.
"When
adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond?
Are you a
carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong,
but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose
my strength?
Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes
with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a
breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become
hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the
inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and
hardened heart?
Or am I like the coffee bean?
The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance
that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the
fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are
at their worst, you get better and change the situation around
you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest,
do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle
adversity? Do you learn from your mistakes and prevent
repeats?
Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials
to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough
hope to make you happy.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of
everything; they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a
forgotten past;
you can't go forward in life until you
let go of your past failures and heartaches.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling.
Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and
everyone around you is crying.
May we all be LIKE COFFEE BEANS!!!!!! !!
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Website Team --Dave |
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NEW 2012
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
Remember... Hold on tight to the ones you love!
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Happiness is an unexpected HUG.
and
A
hug can be a sign of joy,
friendship or love. |
Love
doesn't make the world go around
but it makes the
ride
worthwhile.
and
Falling in
love
is easy,
staying
in love is special |
Laughter is the medicine of life
and
The shortest
distance between friends. |
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To have JOY one
must share it.
[Lord Etron] |
To have a good
friend is one of the greatest delights
of life.
[Ralph Waldo
Emerdon]
and
A close friend
is someone who
reaches
for your hand and
touches your heart
and
Remember that friends are very rare
jewels indeed they make you smile and
encourage you to succeed; They lend an
ear, they share words of praise and they
always want to open their hearts to you.
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It is important
to have a
twinkle in your
wrinkle |
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Life is full of unexpected surprises |
The
fundamental job of a toddler is to
rule the
universe |
The one thing
children wear out faster than shoes is
Parents
[John J Plomp] |
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Website Team -Carolyn
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NEW
2012
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Due to the climate of political
correctness now pervading America . . . . . . .
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
as 'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED
AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
JUST OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST
PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed
a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY
CAUCASIAN.'
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When he makes a mistake while dancing he just invented a
pattern variation.
4. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
5. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.'
6. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops
a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
- Website Team -Carolyn
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WORDS OF WISDOM ONE LINERS
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War does not determine who is right -- only who is left |
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should
both be changed regularly, and for the same reason |
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad |
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To steal idea from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many
is research |
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience |
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong |
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening,' and then
proceed to tell you why it isn't |
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you |
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory |
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good
ideas!
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Some cause happiness wherever they go... Others, whenever they
go |
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car |
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my
list |
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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public |
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So
I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness |
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman |
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You're never too old to learn something stupid |
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a
parachute if you wish to skydive twice |
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever
you hit is the target |
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I
used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure |
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be |
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese |
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Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they
can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw
them fish |
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I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of
lemon... and a shot of tequila |
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it
as when you are in it |
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine |
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car |
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak |
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich |
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian |
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy |
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Website Team -Carolyn
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WORDS OF WISDOM
FOR LONG TERM LOVE
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Put your souse before your mother, your father, your son and your
daughter. Your mate is your life-long companion.
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Do not abuse your body with excessive
food, tobacco, drink, or any foreign
substance that goes into your body |
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Remember that cleanliness is a virtue |
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Permit neither your business nor your
hobby to make you a stranger to your
children. The most precious gift a parent
can give their children is time |
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Do not forget to say 'I love you'. Even
though your love may be constant, your
spouse needs to hear those cherish words
often |
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Remember that the approval of your spouse
is worth far more than the adoring glances
of a hundred strangers, so be true and
forsake all others |
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Keep your home in good repair, because
out of it comes the joys of a growing
family |
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Forgive with grace, because all of us
need forgiveness and understanding |
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Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
their conversational skills will be important and may make the marriage
last
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When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. Also
believe in love at first sight. |
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Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to
live life completely |
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There is a saying that a family that
prays together--- stays together
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Website Team
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Words of wisdom
to help overcome stress
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At least 15 people in the world like
you for just the way you are |
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At least five people in the world
love you just the way you are |
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The only reason someone would hate
you is because they want to be just like you |
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Every night someone in the world
thinks about you before going to sleep |
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You mean the world to someone |
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You have influenced several people
with your life and they are grateful to you |
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You are special and unique. Every
person on earth is an individual and every one has some good qualities |
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When you think the world has turned
its back on you! TAKE a look you may have turned your back on the world |
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Always remember the compliments you
receive and forget about the rude remarks and forget the bad things that
have happened to
you in the past it only causes additional unnecessary stress: 'forget,
forget and more forget'
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A smile from you can bring happiness to
someone and remember before you answer the
telephone put a smile on your face |
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Even when you make a big mistake or something bad happens to you, most of
the time something good comes from it If nothing else you learn to avoid the
situation and avoid making the same mistake again
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When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably
won’t get it, but if you believe in your self,
probably sooner or later you will get it, so
keep trying and believing.
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It is OK to dream and try to make your dreams
come true |
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Stop worrying because as the song goes "What will be ---
Will be" there is noting you can do
about it
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-- Website Team --
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full
minute of happiness you'll
never get back.
Today's
Message of the Day is:
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly,
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret
anything that made you smile..
Website
Team -
Jennie Lee Titus
What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
-- Website Team --
Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.
When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
-- Website Team --
Talk slowly but think quickly. Think before you speak it may prevent
embarrassment.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
'Why do you want to know?'
When you lose, don't lose the lesson !
Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and
responsibility for all your actions.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship..
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When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Smile when picking up the phone.... The caller will hear it in your voice.
A
"hug" is the shortest distance between "friends"
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.
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You cannot
help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative
and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and
should do for themselves.
Words of Wisdom from ...Abraham
Lincoln
Letting the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Sometimes you get in, and sometimes you get got.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
comes from bad judgment.
-- Website Team --
Dave
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Seat
belts
are
not
as
confining
as
wheelchairs
so
use
them
and
drive
sober
&
carefully
-- Website Team --
Glen
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